"I went to a job today and the guy had a full mo like me but his had been there for a few years...he had a look of pity in his eyes for my lopsided growth"
BK
"I like to lick mine" Little Tom Jones
"I woke up this morning and it smelt of milk, best pay more attention before things get out of hand" Tom Merson
"They'll never take me seriously looking like this"
Nigel Snowshall